It Stinks! A Movie Mass Review of "Damsel"

I watched Damsel on Netflix and it wasn't great, which makes me unhappy. But it gave me a lot to complain about in this episode, which makes me happy again. But then I spent 20 minutes talking about Damsel so now I'm back to being unhappy. My mom observed that I say the "F" word a lot of times in this episode, which is due to the effect Damsel's overall quality had on me, I suppose.

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It Stinks: A Movie Mass Review of "Poor Things"

I watched an hour of Poor Things before recording this, so it is a woefully underinformed review that I nonetheless stand by. (I've seen the rest of the movie now, my review still stands.) This is a salty and profane review of Emma Stone's performance in Poor Things.

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Proselytizing Dead Leaves

Joining Jason today is the Angry Dad, who shares his expertise in wildly violent and inappropriate (yet obscure) anime. Together we discuss a film he recommended: Dead Leaves, a hyper-stylized, super-kinetic anime of the mid-00s. It's absolutely worth the watch, and in this episode of Movie Mass, Ben and Jason will share their thoughts and analysis.

Watch Dead Leaves if you dare!

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Proselytizing The Batman

Jason & the homie kAZual form a dynamic duo this week to discuss The Batman!

We go spoiler-deep on The Batman with a full review. We give commentary on the state of the DCEU and cinematic universes in general. We also rank the actors who have played Batman and the live-action Batman films.

Do we get it right or will you vehemently disagree and yell at your iPod like the boomer you are?  As a bonus I talk about my childhood memories of the old Batman tv show starring Adam West!

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The Ethics of The Wolf of Wall Street

Today Jason discusses the ethics on display in Martin Scorsese's recent masterpiece: The Wolf of Wall Street.

We all know Jordan Belfort and his crew engage in constant wrongdoing in The Wolf of Wall Street - but why? What ethical mistakes does Jordan make? Does money make Jordan happy, or make him a better person? Or does money simply enable Jordan to plumb the depths of his own hedonism?

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Proselytizing GoodFellas

Martin Scorsese’s recent comments on superhero films led to a viewing of what I consider to be his seminal work: 1990’s GoodFellas. DJ (from The Untrained Eye podcast) joins me for his first viewing of the film, and we discuss:

- What is cinema?

- Street cred

- Italian American stereotyping

- Sausage n peppahs

- How did the Sopranos fix the the television industry?

- What are the best lines in GoodFellas?

- Do fans of mob films understand the anti-mob statements made by the movies they idolize

- My hot take on Stranger Things

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